Goten!
Bra/Marron (I’m a girl, and everyone knows they’re as close to being Goten’s girlfriend as you can get without being… Parsu)
A Dragonball character!
Cosplaying? What’s that?

2. Do you

Buy Goten toys even though they look nothing like him
Run away from Goten toys because they’re so bad they’re scary! (And they don’t compare to the real thing)
Think that anything that comes with a rocket launcher is cool, especially if it’s Goten with a rocket launcher.
Have better things to spend you money on that bad merchandising.

3. Your bedroom is:

Completely plastered with Goten posters! You haven’t seen the wall in years, but you’re sure it’s still there
Half Goten posters, half other dbz characters, or that ‘wall’ thing
Would have Goten posters, but they’re so hard to find
Can’t be bothered with them

4. Do you:

Buy Buu saga DVDs even though you don’t have a DVD player because they have Goten on the cover?
Have a complete or almost complete collection of fansubbed Buu saga tapes or DVDs, and are all but broke as a result
Download full episodes because, HFIL, they may be illegal, but there’s no other way to get episodes with Goten in them
Watch the dub every day.
Think it would be safer to wait until the viz comics get up to him... in maybe five years time...

5. Have you ever:

Written a fanfiction with Goten in it.
Written a fanfiction with Goten as the main character.
Written a fanfiction in which Goten goes berserk and beats the crap out of evil henchmen aliens wearing green, or goes on a date with Paresu.
Fanfics are for sissies. You prefer online RPGs

6. Do you

Draw Goten all the time, even though you’re not so good at it.
Draw Goten so much that you’ve become good at it!
Surf the net for good fanart instead
Fanart? Huh! You copy pictures off the net, claim they’re your’s, and then glow in praise.

7. When you wake up in the morning

You think about the dream you had about Goten.
You sit up and smile at the picture of Goten you plastered to the end of your bed.
You absent-mindedly put on your Goten T-shirt instead of your school uniform and walk off to have breakfast.
You walk outside, still blurry, and wonder why you fall flat on your face when you try to fly to school.
You say ‘mrmhp’ and fall asleep again.

8. In class...

You cover every inch of every page with Goten scribbles.
You bore your non-Goten fan friends to death with your rants.
You explain very carefully to your Biology teacher, that yes, it’s entirely possible for a person to consume three times their body weight in sushi.
You put your head down and work, you sad, sad, person.

9. When you dry the dishes

You day dream about Goten and subsequently smash half of them
You try to draw Goten’s face in the soap bubbles
You hum your favourite dbz tune
...you hide in the attic. Your mum does the dishes.

10. When you log on to the internet, you...

Go straight to every Goten shrine you can think of!
Wander around looking for Goten pictures and multimedia to drown your download limit in.
Go off to find other Goten fans to chat to.
Wander around aimlessly trying to find out what ‘www’ stands for...

11. When you go to bed at night...

You hug your collection of Goten plushies and keep your eyes on your Goten poster until light fades...
You refuse to go to sleep until your Nii-chan finishes practising his super hero moves.
You go to bed in your Goten T-shirt because no-one can take it off you...
You don’t

Have you ever

(tick those that you've done)

Attempted to eat as much as Goten does.

Tried to learn how to fly by watching the flying episode over and over... then jumped off your bed end.

Named a pet after Goten.

Made any email account/chat name/internet nickname under the name Goten

...and then claimed to be the real one.

Called your brother, or any other older male, ‘Oniichan"

Tried to get your mother to teach you how to fight.

Attempted to make friends with every small cute thing you’ve seen.

Joined a martial arts club.

Thrown rocks at your older brother/sister/friend and expected them to dodge easily.

Played Goten and Trunks’ theme on repeat.

Attempted to sew a Goten plushie.

Eaten pork rolls

Made a Goten Shrine