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LTAG: Okay, here we have an interview with the one and only... Goten! |
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Yosou: (except not really 'cos he doesn't exist) |
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LTAG: *THWAP!* ...and we're the interviewers, Lisa-The-Anime-Goddess and, by popular demand, Yosou! |
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Yosou: 'Popular demand?' |
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LTAG: Well... one person asked for you. |
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Yosou: ...female? |
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LTAG: Yup! |
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Yosou: AAHHH! FANGIRLS! *runs for it* |
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Goten: Do I get my toy now? |
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LTAG: Well, Goten-chan, we have to ask you some questions first. To start off... |
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Goten: Your hair's strange! Haha! ^_^ |
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LTAG: ...about your family. Uh... *checks notes* Let's see, you grew up in a one parent-family. Was that hard? |
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Goten: ...it's all sticking up! And it keeps changing shape! |
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LTAG: ...and your older brother, do you think he acted as a father-figure towards you? |
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Goten: My hair sticks up too... and Gohan-niichan's... But your's is purple and green! |
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LTAG: WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HAIR!! |
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Goten: *snuffle* |
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LTAG: Gah! Sorry, sorry! Look, answer the next question and I'll give you a this toy! *holds up a live Shasta Bug* |
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Goten: ...can you eat it? |
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Shasta Bug: O_O Kimimikimi!! |
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LTAG: If you want... Okay, how do you think the ordeal with Majin Buu affected your life? Do you think this has brought your family together and how so? |
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Goten: Majin Buu? |
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*long pause*
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LTAG: YOSOOOOOOOOOOOUU!! |
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Yosou: *pokes head around corner* Yes? |
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LTAG: Why doesn't he know about Majin Buu?! |
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Yosou: Welllll... it costs a lot to hire celebrities, so on our meagre budget I only managed to get pre-Buu-saga Goten. Anything you mention about the Buu-saga will screw up the Dragonball-Space-Time-Continuum, and possibly screw up the DBZ timeline so much that it breaks off into another reality, disturbing the fragile chain of events that lead to a happy ending in the end of DBZ and possibly wiping out the world and most of the universe. So... uh... |
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LTAG: ::O_O:: You mean... |
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Goten: What's a Majin Buu? |
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LTAG: Uh... nothing! Nothing! Nothing at all! Have another Shasta Bug! |
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Shasta Bug: Mimikikimi! |
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Yosou: *starts eating a hamburger* |
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LTAG: Okay, then we'll focus on the Great Saiyaman saga. Goten, your brother is a famous super hero, do you think his fame will make him overshadow you for the rest of you life, causing you to become a violent attention seeker? |
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Goten: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm hungry! He's got something to eat and I don't! |
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Yosou: *eep* *sprouts wings* ...Okay kid, I'll get you something to eat. |
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Goten: Hey! You look like a chicken! |
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Yosou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs out of room* |
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LTAG: ...... ...right, I think we'll have to wrap things up. Goten, about your best friend Trunks, do you think he's has a strong influence on you at this point in your life? |
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Chibi Trunks: *walks in* Hey Goten, wanna go to an amusement park? Dad's got tickets, we could go and cheat on the strength tester, get Dad to go on the bouncy castle, laugh at all the weaklings, and take pictures of your mom after the roller coaster! |
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Goten: Yay! Sounds like fun! *runs out with Trunks* |
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LTAG: ...well that was uninformative. |
