Dub Drinking Game!
one drink if:
1. Goku says something way
2. Coffee is mentioned.
3. Someone dies...ahem, sorry...is
4. Someone says, 'Well, I'll
be darned,' 'Bummer', 'That smarts', 'Dude', 'Check it out' or any other
bad American translations.
5. Piccolo says 'Special beam
6. 'Master Roshi' is drinking
very frothy 'water'.
7. Something is amazingly
obviously editted out.
8. Someone says Kakarot. (kakarotto!
9. Goku yells 'Nimbus'.
10. Goku ...kamay-ha-mey-hya's.
11. 'King Kai' (Kaio-sama!
They've got no respect) cracks a bad joke.
12. Something blows up.
13. Someone has a flash-back.
14. You start wishing they'd
give the characters some throat soothers.
15. They try to pretend that
someone didn't die.
16. Bulma is being chased
17. One of the good guys uses
an insult worse than '(insert fruit/animal here) face'.
18. Piccolo saves Gohan.
19. Someone 'forgets' they've
20. They say something which
provokes *really bad* sexual inuendo.
21. Something mechanical blows
up/fails to work/has a really bad female computer voice. (the last one
happens waaay too often)
22. Klilyn says something 'mondo cool'.
23. Someone talks with their mouth shut.
A bad guy from *insert universe here*, just happens to have an Australian/Hick/German accent.
25. A police car is destroyed.
26. Some one asks who the Great Saiyaman is.
27. The Great Saiyaman is cut off during a speach.
28. Goten says the Great Saiyaman costume is cool.
29. You see a dinosaur.
30. Tama is on Dr Brief's shoulder.
31. You get to the scene where Goten is supposed to "KameKAmeha!"
32. The full length of a silent scene is not interrupted by add ins.
two drinks if:
1. You spot a scene in the
opening sequence which is from 'Hey Chala'. (The new Cell saga opening
doesn't count O_O)
2. Anyone remembers (halfway
down a cliff) that they can actually fly!
3. Yajirobe isn't eating.
4. Funanimation leaves in
anything vaguely hentai.
5. The characters say anything
6. You see a pyramid.
7. Piccolo fries Gohan.
8. Gohan's eye is halfway
off his face.
9. Goku thinks of the but-fruit.
10. Anyone is wearing digital
11. Bulma's hairstyle changes.
12. You get a flashback within
13. Some one says 'die' or
'death' or something.
14. Goku is the first person
to fight a bad guy. (He's usually the last one there so the other charaters
get a chance)
16. You see BLOOD!
17. One of the good guys says
the great D word (DIE!).
18. One of the attacks is
used with the correct Japanese name. (Kamehameha doesn't count, you'd get
drunk too soon.)
19. Something takes the same amount of time as we're told it will. (eg. Five minutes until Namek explodes...)
20. You get a sore throat out of sympathy for the voice actors.
21. Any swear word above 'pish' is used.
22. Someone *other* than Piccolo saves Gohan.
the whole bottle if:
1. Someone gets a good voice
2. Someone says something
that they actually say in the Japanese version.
3. Goku gets to Namek-sei
and they start the series again.
4. You're not drunk by the
We guarantee that within ten minutes, you'll
be so smashed off your face that you won't notice the crappy dialogue!
No resposibilty taken for
headaches, whoosyness, brain haemorages, bad spelling, black outs, strokes,
double vision, perminant disabilities, seizures, vomitting, suicide, accidental
throwing-self-in-front-of-trucks, death, passing chocobos or inability
to read this tiny print. Have fun!